i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly
i’m going to sleep my problems away
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while